Here’s a guide to avoid looking like a clumsy tourist. Because yes, walking in the middle of the sidewalk or stopping dead in your tracks on an escalator is anything but a good idea. So before you make any enemies, read these tips carefully.
1) Don’t stop in the middle of the sidewalk
Unfortunately, it’s a fairly common practice that can get on the nerves of Parisians, who, it has to be said, sometimes don’t need much to get on their nerves.
Don’t stop in the middle of the sidewalk; instead, stand to one side to consult your map or take your photos.
This way, you won’t be pushed around by people in a hurry or on their way to work, and you won’t get in anyone’s way.
2) Don’t stand in the middle of escalators
If you don’t want to be jostled on the escalators, keep to the right. People in a hurry go to the left. The principle is simple and universal.
It’s the key to avoiding blocking and irritating everyone, especially at rush hour.
3) Don’t go to big chains
There are so many small establishments with exceptional products and top-notch service that it would be a shame to end up at McDonald’s or Starbucks.
Choose local restaurants and cafés for an authentic Parisian experience.
A baguette and croissant from a good artisan bakery, accompanied by a refined café on the terrace, is much better than an overpriced, over-sweetened coffee, don’t you think? Plus, you’re supporting the local economy!
4) Don’t miss out on learning a few French words
Even though many Parisians speak English more or less well, making the effort to learn a few words in French can greatly enhance your experience.
A simple “bonjour”, “merci” or “s’il vous plaît” is always appreciated and shows that you respect the local culture.
5) Don’t just visit the major monuments
I’m not saying you shouldn’t visit the Louvre, or even climb to the top of the Eiffel Tower, but there’s so much more to visit in Paris!
Discover lesser-known neighborhoods like the Marais, visit fascinating sites like the Sainte-Chapelle and the Catacombs and explore the banks of the Canal Saint-Martin, for example.
6) Avoid shopping on the Champs-Élysées
The Champs-Élysées are certainly iconic, but they are often crowded and feature only large chain stores that aren’t particularly inexpensive.
For a more unique shopping experience, I recommend heading to Saint-Germain-des-Prés or the Marais, where you’ll find independent boutiques with more singular and unique items.
7) Avoid overloading your schedule
It can be tempting to want to plan everything so as to visit as many places as possible, but this can backfire and become exhausting!
These schedules are often difficult to keep, because they don’t take enough time into account for walking and transport.
8) Don’t visit Paris in August
In August, most Parisians are on vacation.
So what’s the problem? Well, it also means that many shops and restaurants will be closed at this time in the less touristy areas.
On top of that, it’s the busiest time of the year for tourists, so you’ll spend your stay waiting in line at every monument.
I’d advise you to come in May, June, September and October.
9) Don’t neglect safety
As in all big cities, you need to beware of pickpockets, especially in crowded areas like the metro.
Always keep an eye on your belongings and wear tight pants—they won’t pick your pocket like that!
10) Avoid places that are too popular on Instagram or Tik Tok
Some places, like the Angelina tearoom, are ultra-popular on social networks and sometimes don’t live up to their reputation after sometimes an hour in line.
Instead, look for lesser-known places with authentic charm that will be just as charming.
11) Take time to eat
French culture places great importance on leisurely meals.
Don’t rush to eat, and take the time to savor each dish.
You’ll appreciate French cuisine and the local art of living even more.
12) Don’t limit yourself to tourist restaurants
Restaurants near tourist attractions are often far too expensive for what they offer.
Ask locals or your hotel for recommendations to discover establishments that are popular with locals and unknown to tourists.
13) Don’t miss an evening stroll
Paris is a magnificent city, and even more so at night!
You’ll be able to explore a whole new side of Paris, with its romantic atmosphere, illuminated monuments and glittering Eiffel Tower.
A unique experience!
14) Ignore historic cafés
Cafés like Café de Flore and Les Deux Magots no longer live up to their reputation. Too much waiting, too expensive and the quality leaves much to be desired.
There’s no shortage of quality cafés in Paris. Do a little research to find less overpriced places that are worth your while.
15) Don’t buy metro tickets outside machines or ticket offices
When you’re waiting in line to buy a metro ticket, someone may kindly offer to sell you one for the same price.
Although this may seem more convenient, it’s better to buy tickets from official ticket offices and machines.
Tickets sold by third parties may be discount tickets reserved for certain categories of people, which can get you into trouble if you are stopped.
16) Don’t visit Versailles on a weekend
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The Château de Versailles is a marvel of art and architecture, but it’s far too busy at weekends.
For a more leisurely visit, it’s best to opt for weekdays.
But I’m not saying you’ll be alone either…
17) Don’t leave a 15-20% tip
In France, service is included in the final bill, so there’s no need to leave an additional 15-20% tip as in the USA.
In Paris and in France generally, waiters already receive a full salary, so you just need to leave a few euros if you want to thank the waiter. And it’s not compulsory.
Beware: in some establishments, American tourists report that the tip is added directly to the bill. This practice is illegal. Ask for your corrected bill without the tip.
18) Don’t miss a dinner cruise on the Seine
For a magical experience, I really recommend a dinner cruise on the Seine.
I used to think it was overrated before I did a few myself, and it’s not at all!
You can enjoy a delicious meal while admiring Paris’s emblematic monuments lit up by a thousand lights, with live music and an outdoor terrace for drinks and photos.
It’s really nice. It’s a unique, original and romantic way to see the city from another angle.
19) Don’t post photos of the Eiffel Tower at night
The Eiffel Tower illuminated at night is protected by copyright, when it twinkles and when it doesn’t.
It is therefore forbidden to publish photos of the Eiffel Tower at night without authorization. Even on social networks! So be very careful, and post these photos at your own risk…
And no, it’s not a joke!
I aim to share my tips and recommendations for the beautiful country of France. My goal is to help you plan your next adventure, whether it’s a weekend getaway or a once-in-a-lifetime trip. From finding the best hotels and restaurants, to discovering unique activities and sights, I’ve got you covered!