The 3 Worst Tourist Traps in Paris According to Online Reviews

Paris, the City of Light, is a leading destination for lovers of art, culture, architecture and cuisine.

But beware of overly touristy places, which can sometimes hold nasty surprises… Between endless lines, oppressive crowds and exorbitant prices, some legendary places have lost some of their former glory.

 

1. Café de Flore

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The famous Café de Flore’s terrace – Photo Credits: Blowing Puffer Fish via Creative Commons 2.0

If you’re visiting Paris, the Café de Flore is probably already on your list. It’s a legendary institution nestled in the chic Saint-Germain-des-Prés district. It’s where writers, philosophers, and artists have gathered for decades. But be warned, it’s not quite the quiet, intellectual place it once was.

Today, you’re likely to find an endless line of tourists, all eager to take their Instagram photos in front of the iconic storefront. A table on the terrace is often harder to find than a ticket to a sold-out concert.

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And unfortunately, once you’ve settled in, the experience doesn’t get any better.

The prices can make you cringe, especially for the expected quality, which just isn’t there.

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And to top it all off, a few people have even reported seeing mice, which is not the experience you want to take with you from Paris.

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If you prefer a quality café to an iconic photo, explore the adjacent streets and avoid the tourist trap that the Café de Flore has become. Here, you’ll find cafés that are less crowded, but just as charming.

For example, try visiting Procope, a historic institution serving authentic French cuisine, or Café d’Auteur, a specialty coffee roaster. You’ll find a much more pleasant atmosphere and warmer service.

 

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    2. Sacré-Cœur Basilica

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    The Sacré-Coeur Basilica is crowded but that’s not it

    The Sacré-Cœur Basilica is one of Paris’s architectural gems, perched atop Butte Montmartre. It offers breathtaking panoramic views over the whole city, but its charm also attracts a lot of people! Perhaps, too many.

    As you approach the basilica, you’ll be stunned by the sheer number of visitors. Dreaming of admiring the superb white façade? Be prepared to see it engulfed by crowds, especially at sunset.

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    Next, watch out for pickpockets!

    Remain vigilant, as they often hide in the crowd. Keep your belongings safe and don’t be distracted by the incredible views.

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    Around the Basilica, you’ll also come across numerous hawkers selling all sorts of souvenirs and gadgets.

    Although some items are nice, you can probably find them cheaper elsewhere.

    Learn to say “non, merci” (no, thanks), if you’re not interested.

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    Here are a few tips to make your visit as carefree as possible:

    • Arrive early! If you get there before 9 a.m., you’ll avoid the crowds and enjoy a more peaceful atmosphere.
    • Admire the sunrise! Get up even earlier to see the sunrise from the Basilica. The morning colors are simply magical, and the serene ambiance at this hour will let you savor every moment.
    • Explore Montmartre after your visit. Stroll through the picturesque streets to discover charming boutiques and cafés, away from the tourist hustle and bustle.

     

    3. The Kong

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    The Kong restaurant and its astonishing dome – Photo Credit: Lens Adventurer via Creative Commons 2.0

    Paris is a city known for its incredible culinary scene, but some places, like the restaurant Kong, can be more disappointing than anything else.

    Located in the 1st arrondissement, the Kong seduces tourists with its chic appearance and magnificent glass dome designed by Philippe Starck, not to mention its link to the Sex and the City TV show. Except that the on-site experience can quickly disappoint visitors as the criticisms pile up.

    Let’s start with the staff, who are notorious for their unpleasant attitudes. From the moment you arrive, smiles are few and far between, and the feeling of being a nuisance lasts right up to the bill.

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    Speaking of the bill, the prices are excessive for a quality that leaves much to be desired.

    Even a glass of water is charged at a surprisingly high price without having unlimited refills!

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    Many people also complain that the music is often too loud, which can quickly make the experience stifling.

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    And to top it all off, some visitors have even reported the presence of mice! That’s not exactly the table companions you’d hope for…

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    Finally, even if you’ve booked a table with a view (which is the only good thing about this restaurant), there’s no guarantee that you’ll actually get the seat you’re hoping for.

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    Fortunately, Paris is full of alternatives. There are plenty of small local bistros where you can enjoy delicious French specialties without these inconveniences. I recommend you try the restaurant La Plume, which also has a panoramic view of Paris. What’s more, it offers an exceptional experience with attentive staff and dishes of impeccable quality. And the establishment is mice free…